I'm more of a night person, listning the blues all night... baaad habit
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and the light man's blind in one eye, and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
as the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
and the owner is a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post
'cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

and you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
and she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without
her... the piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me